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We are the Cross Eyed Iguanas, with special guest singer, The Stoned Stuttering Toad. We are a gay band and hope to tour in the coming year.
Anyway, while cruising the Internet, we came across this total wanker, Peter LaBarbera, who goes to gay events to expose the "homosexual lifestyle". He calls his foolish escapades "research". Dude, can we, like, stop laughing?
We got a good chuckle when we saw that he is infamous as "Porno Pete". Indeed, we were inspired to do a little parody/spoof song in his honor. Hence, The Porno Pete Anthem.