Rational people will gather on the National Mall in DC to spread a timeless message — take it down a notch for America.

Stephen Colbert prepares to announce his March to Keep Fear Alive to counter Jon Stewart’s Rally to Restore Sanity on Sept. 16. The rallies will be held on the National Mall in Washington on Oct. 30.

Screengrab via Comedy Centralrally to restore truthiness 10/30/10. join colbert for the march to keep fear alive!

Here’s Colbert’s site: http://www.keepfearalive.com/

And Stewart’s: http://www.rallytorestoresanity.com/

Last night on "Jimmy Kimmel Live," Kimmel had a field day with Lady Gaga’s

ridiculous meat dress

from Sunday’s MTV Video Music Awards. Not only did he mock how uncomfortable and silly looking it was, but Gaga’s incongruous reasoning as well (she said she wore meat to protest ‘Don’t Ask Don’t Tell’). But Kimmel’s biggest problem with the dress had less to do with Gaga’s fashion sense and more to do with her safety while wearing raw meat.

Kimmel On Lady Gaga’s Meat Dress: ‘This Atkins Diet Is Getting Out Of Control’ (VIDEO)

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