Thoughts of an Innocent Bystander
1. For god’s sake don’t dig up the backyard, that’s where I buried the bodies.
2. I’m fighting the rhetorical answers from the permanent watusi.
3. The autonomy of the powerless: clamp your fingers around the surge button. Press the destitute figures into molecular castration. Wander through the ass kissing committees before committing. Placing both hands on hips, turn to the right then to the left, then to the right. Shrug it off. Walk away.
4. Drifting in my tofu UFO, I yearn for you.
5. Androids/Eunuchs. Dead moon/Dry skin. Bloated egg/Loaded soul. Remorse/ Interruption. Sunken veins/Afterglow.
6. “They say the owl was the baker’s daughter”: William Shakespeare.
7. I thought he had 2 heads, but it was of those two-faced deals.
8. The Mahatma dances. Gandhi swallows from the aquarium filled w/ vermouth. His fish however were swimming belly-up. An oyster languished in its larynx. He winked & mumbled, “welcome to Absurdistan , where nothing is what it seems.”
9. Neglecting to paraphrase random quotes shows a lack of substance in pseudo-intellectual rants. Overuse of someone else’s words is interpreted as not having any original thoughts. Creativity is overrated by those that do not posses it.
10. The dainty rain dangles candles in the savage fields.
Citizens of earth loan me your ears. But, before lending please remove all wax from crevices. Place all hearing aids in pockets or pocketbooks. Do not loan any dangling earrings; also try to charge a reasonable interest on this “ear loaning proposal”. I won’t keep them long, just 48 months or until they are all microwaved.
